First of all, a quick statistical analysis of the climb times. There were 1,568 climbers and the ascent times ranged from 10:21 to 1:35:06 (my own time was 16:14, placing me 160th). The data distribution is heavily right-skewed (i.e. there is a long tail of longer times), with a mean of 24:35, median of 22:07 and standard deviation of 09:04.
Something else to consider is that the human body, stunningly well-evolved as it is, isn’t particularly efficient at converting food energy into mechanical energy. For an activity like stair-climbing where there isn’t much momentum to take advantage of, only about 25 % of energy consumed as food is converted into actual movement. This bumps our climber’s expenditure up to 1,029,424 J (245 kCal, or one regular hamburger) and the combined climbers’ up to an average lightning bolt.
There are numerous other contributing factors, such as a climber’s fitness level and stride (relative to the height of the stair risers), but the speed of ascent is remarkably unimportant. Moving faster requires more energy, but this is counterbalanced by the shorter workout time (note: taking a rest on the landings will actually add to your energy requirements as you’re keeping your body hot for longer).
Take-home message: When you’re approached to do the WWF CN Tower Climb next year, say yes. It’s only a hamburger!